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Heart of Midlothian "3 Wise Terrace Monkeys" Maroon
Heart of Midlothian "3 Wise Terrace Monkeys" Maroon
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Buy any 2 T-shirts and save 15% — the discount is applied automatically at checkout. No code needed.
Bring a bit of Gorgie humour to matchday with the Heart of Midlothian “3 Wise Terrace Monkeys” T-Shirt. This maroon Hearts T-shirt reworks the classic see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil idea with three terrace-inspired chimp characters dressed in maroon-and-white supporter style.
The artwork mixes Heart of Midlothian colours with football casual culture, bucket hats, scarves and matchday banter. It is made for Jambos who want something different from standard football merchandise and works for Tynecastle matchdays, away trips, pub days and everyday wear.
Hearts terrace culture with a playful twist
- 3 Wise Terrace Monkeys artwork: Three terrace-inspired characters based on the classic see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil theme.
- Classic Hearts colours: A maroon T-shirt with maroon-and-white supporter-inspired details.
- Heavy cotton T-shirt: A substantial tee suited to regular wear throughout the football season.
- Terrace-casual styling: Easy to pair with denim, cargos and classic trainers.
- Original On The Terrace design: Independent football culture artwork created for supporters who prefer something different.
More Hearts T-shirts
If you like this design, take a look at the Hearts Casuals On The Terrace T-Shirt or the Heart of Midlothian Strongbow Era Duo T-Shirt from the same Hearts range.
On The Terrace is an independent football culture brand and is not affiliated with or endorsed by Heart of Midlothian FC.
Product Details
- Soft, comfortable cotton fabric
- Classic fit suitable for everyday wear
- Durable print designed to last
- Unisex sizing
Sizing
Please refer to the size guide before ordering to ensure the best fit.
Production & Fulfilment
All items are made to order. This means your t-shirt is produced after you place your order.
We work with trusted third-party production partners who print and ship each item on demand. This allows us to offer unique designs while reducing waste.
Delivery Information
- Production time: 2–5 working days
- UK delivery: 5–10 working days after dispatch
- International delivery: 7–15 working days after dispatch
Tracking details will be provided where available once your order has been shipped.
Returns & Refunds
As all items are made to order, we do not accept returns for sizing or change of mind.
If your item arrives damaged, faulty, or incorrect, please contact us within 14 days of delivery and we will arrange a replacement or refund.
Important Information
On The Terrace is an independent brand. This product is not affiliated with or endorsed by any football club or organisation.
If you have any questions, please contact us at info@ontheterrace.net
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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T-Shirt FAQs
Can you create one-off designs?
Yes. We can sometimes create one-off or personalised terrace-inspired designs. Contact us with what you have in mind and we’ll let you know what’s possible.
What is the T-shirt made from?
Our T-shirts are selected for comfortable everyday wear. Fabric composition can vary by garment or colour, so please check the product details and size guide on the product page before ordering.
How is the T-shirt printed?
Our T-shirts use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for a detailed finish with a softer feel than a heavy transfer. Follow the care instructions on the product page to help keep the print looking its best.
Do you offer multi-buy discounts?
Yes. Buy any two T-shirts and save 15%. The discount is applied automatically at checkout, so no code is needed.
How do I choose the right size?
Please check the size guide before ordering. If you are between sizes or prefer a looser fit, choosing the larger size is usually the safer option.