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Northern Monkeys: The After-Match Beer Tee
Northern Monkeys: The After-Match Beer Tee
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Northern Monkeys: The After-Match Beer – By On The Terrace
Celebrate the ultimate matchday ritual with this premium addition to the Northern Monkeys range. This design, exclusive to On The Terrace, captures a group of casual primates unwinding at a weathered wooden pub table after the final whistle. Clad in iconic terrace gear—including heavy parkas and football scarves—this scene perfectly mirrors the camaraderie of the post-match debrief.
Elite DTG Print Quality
We’ve utilized advanced Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing technology to ensure this detailed artwork stands the test of time.
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Zero Cracking: Unlike standard screen prints, the ink is injected directly into the fabric, allowing the design to stretch and move without breaking.
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No Peeling: There are no thick plastic layers to lift or peel away; the graphic becomes part of the shirt itself.
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Breathable Finish: The print remains soft and light, ensuring you stay comfortable whether you're in a crowded pub or on the stands.
Product Highlights
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Collection: Part of the official Northern Monkeys range.
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Designer: Created by the team at On The Terrace.
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Material: 100% high-grade cotton for a soft, durable feel.
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Fit: Classic streetwear silhouette with a comfortable crew neck.
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Visuals: High-definition detail capturing the brickwork, bottle reflections, and textures of the "casual" attire.
A soft, everyday tee that carries a after the match story — a nighttime porch scene printed with rich, painterly tones on a smooth black cotton canvas. It feels light against the skin and holds its shape, the ribbed collar and shoulder tape keeping the silhouette clean after washes. Wear it on cool evenings with a denim jacket, or let it sit solo as a conversation piece during laid-back gatherings. The image draws the eye without shouting; it sits comfortably within the routines of someone who values craft, warmth, and the small rituals of community.
Product features
- Tubular knit construction eliminates side seams for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- 100% ring-spun cotton (with select heather blends) — lightweight 153 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape reinforce shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized, tear-away label for itch-free wear and DTF/DTG printing for crisp, durable artwork
- Ethically sourced materials; Oeko-Tex certified with EU 2-year warranty and compliance with safety standards
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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What materials are used for the t-shirt?
Our t-shirts are made from 100% premium combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, comfortable feel that's durable and breathable. The fabric weight is approximately 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), making it lightweight yet sturdy for all-day wear. It's pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage after washing.
How is the t-shirt printed?
This t-shirt is printed using Direct-to-Garment (DTG) technology, which applies eco-friendly, water-based inks directly onto the fabric. DTG ensures vibrant, high-resolution colors that feel soft to the touch (no thick, plasticky feel like screen printing). The print is designed to last through multiple washes without cracking or fading when cared for properly.
What colors and sizes are available?
The "This Is Not a Drill" design is available in four classic colors: White, Light Blue, Sand (beige), and Heather Gray. Sizes range from S to 3XL for a unisex fit. We recommend checking our size chart for measurements—chest width and length—to find your perfect fit.
Is this t-shirt true to size?
Yes, it features a standard unisex fit that's true to size for most people. If you prefer a looser fit, size up; for a more fitted look, stick to your usual size. Our size chart includes body length, chest width, and sleeve length to help you decide. If you're between sizes, we suggest going with the larger one for comfort.