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Northern Monkeys “We’re No Grasses” T-Shirt
Northern Monkeys “We’re No Grasses” T-Shirt
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Northern Monkeys - We're No Grasses T-Shirt
Embrace the spirit of terrace culture with the "We're No Grasses" T-shirt from On The Terrace's Northern Monkeys collection. This iconic black tee features a bold DTG-printed graphic of four cheeky monkeys perched on a gritty urban wall — twisting the classic "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" proverb with a fourth copper in the mix, all decked out in scarves, trainers, and casual gear that nods to northern football vibes and the unspoken code of loyalty. Perfect for away days, pub sessions, or repping that no-snitch ethos in style.
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Product Details
- Soft, comfortable cotton fabric
- Classic fit suitable for everyday wear
- Durable print designed to last
- Unisex sizing
Sizing
Please refer to the size guide below before ordering to ensure the best fit.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Production & Fulfilment
All items are made to order. This means your t-shirt is produced after you place your order.
We work with trusted third-party production partners who print and ship each item on demand. This allows us to offer unique designs while reducing waste.
Delivery Information
- Production time: 2–5 working days
- UK delivery: 5–10 working days after dispatch
- International delivery: 7–15 working days after dispatch
Tracking details will be provided where available once your order has been shipped.
Returns & Refunds
As all items are made to order, we do not accept returns for sizing or change of mind.
If your item arrives damaged, faulty, or incorrect, please contact us within 14 days of delivery and we will arrange a replacement or refund.
Important Information
On The Terrace is an independent brand. This product is not affiliated with or endorsed by any football club or organisation.
If you have any questions, please contact us at info@ontheterrace.net
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours
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T-Shirt FAQs
Can you create one-off designs?
Yes. We can sometimes create one-off or personalised terrace-inspired designs. Contact us with what you have in mind and we’ll let you know what’s possible.
What is the T-shirt made from?
Our T-shirts are selected for comfortable everyday wear. Fabric composition can vary by garment or colour, so please check the product details and size guide on the product page before ordering.
How is the T-shirt printed?
Our T-shirts use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for a detailed finish with a softer feel than a heavy transfer. Follow the care instructions on the product page to help keep the print looking its best.
Do you offer multi-buy discounts?
Yes. Buy any two T-shirts and save 15%. The discount is applied automatically at checkout, so no code is needed.
How do I choose the right size?
Please check the size guide before ordering. If you are between sizes or prefer a looser fit, choosing the larger size is usually the safer option.
This tee has massive personality. The title alone makes people grin and the artwork backs it up completely. Really well designed and the print quality on the black is excellent — clean and vivid. Cotton is a great weight, not too light, and the fit is spot on. Got a medium and I'm 5'11 — perfect. A proper terrace culture statement piece.