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Northern Monkeys - We're no grasses T-Shirt
Northern Monkeys - We're no grasses T-Shirt
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Northern Monkeys - We're no grasses T-Shirt
Embrace the spirit of terrace culture with the "We're No Grasses" T-shirt from On The Terrace's Northern Monkeys collection. This iconic black tee features a bold DTG-printed graphic of four cheeky monkeys perched on a gritty urban wall—twisting the classic "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" proverb with a fourth copper in the mix, all decked out in scarves, trainers, and casual gear that nods to northern football vibes and the unspoken code of loyalty. Perfect for away days, pub sessions, or repping that no-snitch ethos in style.
Made from premium, soft cotton for everyday comfort, this unisex crew neck T-shirt fits true to size and is built to last. The high-quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing ensures vibrant details that won't crack, peel, or fade, even after countless washes—making it a staple for any fan of British casuals and terrace legends. Add this must-have piece to your wardrobe and show you're no grass.
This tee carries the easy confidence of late afternoons with friends. Soft, slightly worn cotton drapes naturally over the shoulders while a low-contrast photo print anchors the front — four people seated on a stoop, sneakers planted, conversation still warm. It feels like a snapshot pulled from a road trip: familiar, unforced, and quietly social. Wear it to meet friends at a café, to wander city streets, or to lounge at home with a record spinning. The lightweight fabric breathes without cling, the ribbed crew holds its shape, and the tear-away label keeps the neckline comfortable. Subtle details — tubular knit construction, shoulder tape, and durable print methods — mean this shirt looks lived-in in the best way, wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed, elastic crew collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and durable DTF/DTG prints for comfort and lasting imagery
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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What materials are used for the t-shirt?
Our t-shirts are made from 100% premium combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, comfortable feel that's durable and breathable. The fabric weight is approximately 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), making it lightweight yet sturdy for all-day wear. It's pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage after washing.
How is the t-shirt printed?
This t-shirt is printed using Direct-to-Garment (DTG) technology, which applies eco-friendly, water-based inks directly onto the fabric. DTG ensures vibrant, high-resolution colors that feel soft to the touch (no thick, plasticky feel like screen printing). The print is designed to last through multiple washes without cracking or fading when cared for properly.
What colors and sizes are available?
The "This Is Not a Drill" design is available in four classic colors: White, Light Blue, Sand (beige), and Heather Gray. Sizes range from S to 3XL for a unisex fit. We recommend checking our size chart for measurements—chest width and length—to find your perfect fit.
Is this t-shirt true to size?
Yes, it features a standard unisex fit that's true to size for most people. If you prefer a looser fit, size up; for a more fitted look, stick to your usual size. Our size chart includes body length, chest width, and sleeve length to help you decide. If you're between sizes, we suggest going with the larger one for comfort.